Monday, June 28, 2010

10 Things I hate about Nor Cal


1. The slow ass mutha effin drivers. If the speed limit is 65mph, it doesn't mean you can go anything underneath that!

2. Marin Folk. God Awful.

3. Bridge Tolls. Cuz gas prices aren't enough, I have to pay $5-6 dollars to take the ONLY way into the city other than a boat.

4. Corn Man. I have a guy who comes into my complex every day honking a loud horn and selling corn out of a shopping cart. There is a big tub o mayo to dip it in too.

5. Hippies.

6. Smugness. I'm all about saving the earth, but it doesn't make you cooler if you do and brag about it.

7. Priuses and Subarus.

8. Lack of REAL beaches

9. Nightlife. I have been here over 4 years now and I have yet to find a place that I always like to go to. Like a default bar when you just need a drink. Nothing. Dive bars here are scary as fuck and other "lounges" have $15-20 drinks.

10. It's not So Cal

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