Penis

Did you ever play that game in grade school? You know the one where you take turns saying the word, "penis", and get progressively louder each time. The first person to get yelled at loses. Yeah, you only play that game once in your life before realizing it really wasn't worth it.

Today I was the recipient of yet another penis pic text from a guy I just met. Over time, I have been sent about 9 or 10 for various guys. My question is, why? I do not ask for them. I don't think they are an attractive part of the male body. I guess I just know how to pick em, eh? I now have a collage of them on my phone. One day I will have to make a book and include them. LOL!

Take note guys: girls aren't turned on, impressed, or excited by these photos. Unless they ask you for it, they probably don't want to be surprised by a naked photo of you in the bathroom mirror in full salute. And if they do, they will probably laugh and share it with their friends, like I did. Just ask yourself, what would Brett Farve do? And do the opposite...